Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Fantasy Golf: The Sanderson Farms Championship Preview

I think we can all agree that this time of great instability provides a great opportunity to throw people curve balls. You know, just to shake people up a bit, knock them out of their comfort zone and keep them on their toes. Apparently that was the thinking over at Google when they decided to change the way that this uber basic blogger program for dummies works. It took me almost ten years just to get my website to look like a C+ (generous grader) and then they went and fucked it all up. 

I frankly have no idea how this is going to look when I'm done but then again, it's just the Sanderson Farms Championship Preview posted late on a Wednesday afternoon so no one is going to read it anyway. I just need to figure this shit out by the Masters whenever the hell that is. Maybe I'll actually put some money into this thing and hire someone who knows what they're doing. Why are you laughing? It could happen. Oh piss off.   


One of the cool features of the new Blogger is that you can't just embed a tweet by copying the code and pasting it which means that the tool I used for that (along with over 80% of all legal work I have ever done) no longer works. So here's a fucking picture of a tweet about Falcons coach Dan Quinn who apparently used the new Blogger to design his 4th quarter game plans through the first three games. 


I think for the first time in my illustrious fantasy golf career I am in contention to win a one and done league. The problem is that I'm currently sitting in third place and I think the sumbitch one spot in front of me is reading this and covering my picks by going with the same guy every week. Well game on mutherfucker because maybe I'm picking Scottie Scheffler this week and maybe I'm not. There's no way this isn't going to backfire on me right? (Don't answer that). 

There is actually enough predictability this week to make this tournament worth a flyer. Guys like Carlos Ortiz, Denny McCarthy, Charley Hoffman and Richy Werenski have all done good things on this course and may well do them again. I have no clue about Mark Hubbard. I just kind of like the way that guy goes about his business. Check him out on Twitter here. I'd embed one of his tweets but, you know. 

Eat your heart out green
jacket and Claret Jug.
One and Done Pick: Scottie Scheffler

Other Guy I'd Pick: Carlos Ortiz

Sleeper Pick: Mark Hubbard 

DraftKings Top Ten Values

Scottie Scheffler


Sungjae Im


Emiliano Grillo


Carlos Ortiz


Denny McCarthy


Charley Hoffman


Stewart Cink


Richy Werenski


Nate Lashley


Mark Hubbard


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