I'm not going to bore you with any personal stories because I kind of recognize that Masters week is bigger than the FGR. Not to mention, I know we're all exhausted and no one wants to hear about how I didn't get drunk and do anything stupid over the weekend because where's the fun in that? (Shit I didn't even do a Fireball shot or pretend to try to smoke a cigarette). So we're going to keep it really golfy in honor of the occasion.
Before we get to this week's preview, however, I want to take a moment to reflect back on last year's Masters because I don't really feel like Tiger Woods got enough credit for what he accomplished if you can believe that. Maybe it's because they moved the final round start time up to beat the weather or because it took two back nine double bogeys by Francesco Molinari to open the door. But I don't remember seeing a deep dive into the absurdly ridiculous final leaderboard that Tiger topped to win the green jacket. (Note that there could have been a dozen articles written on this very topic but I don't read anything anyone else writes about golf).
Check out this partial list of players (including contemporaneous world rankings) who finished in the top twelve and within five shots of the winning score:
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He's simply the GOAT.
End of story. |
T2 - Dustin Johnson (2)T2 - Brooks Koepka (4)T2 - Xander Schauffele (10)
T5 - Francesco Molinari (7)
T5 - Jason Day (14)
T5 - Tony Finau (15)
T5 - Webb Simpson (23)
T9 - Jon Rahm (8)
T9 - Rickie Fowler (9)
T9 - Patrick Cantlay (21)
T12 - Justin Thomas (5)
T12 - Matt Kuchar (16)
T12 - Bubba Watson (17)
That ain't the Mayakoba Classic field my friends. He out-kicked 7 of the top 10 players in the world and 13 of the top 25 and he did it coming from behind with birdies on 13, 15 and 16 as that posse was swarming all around him. I don't even like Tiger that much anymore but that was some next level impressive shit, the likes of which we may never see again.
TWEET OF THE WEEK
Considering this is Masters week which should be a unifying experience, I decided to avoid tweets that were political in nature and especially those mocking the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle but then I changed my mind because I can't stop laughing at this . . .
MARGINALLY HELPFUL GOLF ANALYSIS
There are a few premises on which my Masters' picks are based that I need to disclose so that you can decide whether you want to ride with me this week. It's like getting ready to go on a four day road trip with seven guys in two cars and as you're making your vehicle choice based on the quality of conversation, one of the two drivers announces that "I plan to eat a shitload of queso dip and listen to a fuck ton of Coldplay boys!" You'll have to decide if I'm that driver in this misguided analogy or the other one based on the following:
- I believe that Bryson DeChambeau was sent to this Earth to erode happiness from one of the few places it still exists and I will look for any excuse not to pick him even if that excuse is that I have to drive my Aunt Martha to the dentist (like I would ever drive that mean old bat to the dentist*).
- I don't believe Rory is ever going to win the Masters.
- I think Justin Thomas has less of a chance to win the Masters than Rory and that has everything to do with something a good golfer once told me about how he putts. (I didn't understand it at the time and can't remember it now).
- I believe the best shot that Rickie Fowler and Matt Kuchar have to win majors is at Augusta, though now I just want to see Kuch gag one late and we all know why.
- I believe that Phil Mickelson is going to contend at least one more time . . . just not this year.
So with that in mind, the FGR predicts that one of last year's three runner-ups is going to break through with DJ being the most likely after his strong showing in Houston last week. You could argue that his "A" game is better than anyone else's "A" game and there is no way that his final resume is only going to include only one major win. I wouldn't be surprised if he won by 4+ shots this year.
You can make almost as strong a case for Schauffele who now has seven major top tens in thirteen tries after his 5th place finish at the U.S. Open. It's not if but when for him.
And that brings us to Koepka who has dropped from #1 in the world to 12th since the start of 2020 but just shot 65-65 on the weekend in Houston. The schedule has been so out of whack that it's easy to forget that he's won four of the last twelve majors and his worst finish in 2019 was a T4 at the British Open. You know there is nothing he'd rather do than snuff out Bryson's limelight and troll him while holding his four major trophies while wearing the green jacket. Talk about a unifying message.
The rest of the picks are pretty chalky but this is the one tournament where that's ok (as evidenced by last year's final leaderboard). Augusta was practically built for Bubba and Jason Day has been in position to win this thing three times including last year. Rickie Fowler is a bit of a flyer because he's been struggling but I'm sensing a feel good run for him this week. And Kuchar, Matthew Fitzpatrick, Ian Poulter and Francesco Molinari have played here a combined sixteen times in the last five years with zero missed cuts between them so that should be four live cards going into the weekend.
I don't know about you, but to quote my favorite house music D.J.**, I'm downright G. Gordon Giddy.
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That swagger is going to look
damn cool in a green jacket. |
One and Done Pick: Dustin Johnson
Other Guy I'd Pick: Xander Schauffele
Sleeper Pick: Ian Poulter
DraftKings Top Ten Values
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Dustin Johnson
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$10,000
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Xander Schauffele
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$9,800
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Brooks Koepka
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$9,700
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Bubba Watson
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$9,000
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Jason Day
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$8,400
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Rickie Fowler
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$8,100
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Matthew Fitzpatrick
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$7,600
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Matt Kuchar
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$7,200
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Ian Poulter
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$7,000
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Francesco Molinari
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$6,700
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This might be the most valuable historical performance chart you'll read all year, if not ever. Notice how it reveals that some guys play well at Augusta almost without fail (Kuchar, Molinari and even Adam Hadwin) while others just can't seem to figure it out (Tyrrell Hatton, Gary Woodland and Shane Lowry). Though don't be surprised if Hatton pulls a 2016 Danny Willet. He's playing about as well as anyone on the planet and, if we've every deserved a miked-up snarky Brit contending for a major on Sunday, 2020 is the year.
THE WALDORF ASTORIA PEST CONTROL
HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE CHART
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DK Price
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2019
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2018
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2017
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2016
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2015
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Bryson DeChambeau
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$11,200
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T29
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T38
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DNP
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T21
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DNP
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Justin Thomas
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$10,700
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T12
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T17
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T22
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T39
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DNP
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Jon Rahm
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$10,500
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T9
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4th
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T27
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DNP
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DNP
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Rory McIlroy
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$10,200
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T21
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T5
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T7
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T10
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4th
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Dustin Johnson
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$10,000
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T2
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T10
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DNP
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T4
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T6
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Xander Schauffele
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$9,800
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T2
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T50
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Brooks Koepka
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$9,700
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T2
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DNP
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T11
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T21
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T33
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Patrick Cantlay
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$9,600
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T9
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MC
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Collin Morikawa
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$9,500
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Tyrell Hatton
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$9,400
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T56
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T44
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MC
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DNP
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DNP
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Webb Simpson
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$9,300
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T5
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T20
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MC
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T29
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T28
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Patrick Reed
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$9,200
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T36
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1st
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MC
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T49
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T22
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Tiger Woods
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$9,100
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1st
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T32
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DNP
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DNP
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T17
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Bubba Watson
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$9,000
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T12
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T5
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MC
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T37
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T38
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Adam Scott
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$8,900
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T18
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T32
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T9
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T42
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T38
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Tony Finau
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$8,800
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T5
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T10
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Hideki Matsuyama
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$8,700
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T32
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19th
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T11
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T7
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5th
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Tommy Fleetwood
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$8,600
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T36
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T17
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MC
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DNP
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DNP
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Matthew Wolff
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$8,500
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Jason Day
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$8,400
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T5
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T20
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T22
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T10
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T28
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Jordan Spieth
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$8,200
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T21
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3rd
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T11
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T2
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1st
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Rickie Fowler
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$8,100
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T9
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2nd
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T11
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MC
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T12
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Paul Casey
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$8,000
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MC
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T15
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6th
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T4
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6th
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Louis Oosthuizen
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$7,900
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T29
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T12
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T41
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T15
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T19
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Scottie Scheffler
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$7,800
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Justin Rose
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$7,700
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MC
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T12
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2nd
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T10
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T2
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Matthew Fitzpatrick
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$7,600
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T21
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T38
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32nd
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T7
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DNP
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Phil Mickelson
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$7,500
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T18
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T36
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T22
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MC
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T2
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Sungjae Im
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$7,500
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Abraham Ancer
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$7,400
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Cameron Smith
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$7,300
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T51
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T5
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DNP
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T55
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DNP
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Gary Woodland
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$7,300
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T32
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MC
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MC
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DNP
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MC
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Shane Lowry
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$7,300
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MC
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DNP
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MC
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T39
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MC
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Billy Horschel
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$7,200
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T56
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MC
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DNP
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T17
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MC
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Lee Westwood
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$7,200
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DNP
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DNP
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T22
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T2
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T46
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Matt Kuchar
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$7,200
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T12
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T28
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T4
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T24
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T46
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Brendon Todd
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$7,100
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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MC
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Kevin Kisner
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$7,100
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T21
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T28
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T43
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DNP
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DNP
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Danny Willett
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$7,000
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MC
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MC
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MC
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1st
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T38
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Ian Poulter
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$7,000
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T12
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T44
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DNP
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T49
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T6
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Jason Kokrak
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$7,000
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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B. Wiesberger
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$6,900
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DNP
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T24
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T43
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T34
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T22
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Brandt Snedeker
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$6,900
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MC
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DNP
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T22
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T10
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MC
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Marc Leishman
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$6,900
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T49
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9th
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T43
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MC
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DNP
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Henrik Stenson
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$6,800
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T36
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T5
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MC
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T24
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T19
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Matt Wallace
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$6,800
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MC
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Zach Johnson
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$6,800
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T58
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T36
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MC
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MC
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T9
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Francesco Molinari
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$6,700
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T5
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T20
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T33
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DNP
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DNP
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Kevin Na
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$6,700
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T46
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DNP
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MC
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DNP
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T12
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R. Cabrera-Bello
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$6,600
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T36
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T38
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MC
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T17
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DNP
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Adam Hadwin
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$6,500
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DNP
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T24
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T36
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DNP
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DNP
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Charl Schwartzel
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$6,500
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MC
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MC
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3rd
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MC
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T38
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Charles Howell, III
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$6,400
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T32
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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DNP
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Footnotes
* I of course don't have an Aunt Martha.
** Yes I have a friend who is a D.J. and I don't know if what he plays is actually "house music" but hat's what I call pretty much everything that isn't The Who, Rush and The Allman Brothers.
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