Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Fantasy Golf: The Masters Preview

We're not going to waste a lot of time preambling this week for obvious reasons as no one gives a crap about my personal nonsense during Masters week (or any week really but thanks for listening). I did spend a few nights in New Orleans last weekend and tried stir it up with some relentless yapping guy in a Yankees hat but, when I engaged him, he turned-out to be from Dublin so we instead became best friends for about ten minutes. 

The highlight of the trip may have been two hours on Saturday spent in the Garden District Pub just housing beers on a somewhat sultry southern afternoon while having an uninterrupted run on the jukebox. Our fellow patrons got a healthy dose of Stones and the Allman Brothers that harkened back to the golden era of college mix tapes played until they were almost threadbare.  

If you ever find your way there, they have a vintage cigarette machine that almost tempted me to pull the lever for a pack of Parliaments. I am a well reputed fake smoker but I've convinced myself that I look and feel cool doing it so I regularly bum cigarettes and then proceed to waste them. Do note that this machine sells packs for $11 but it only accepts the following cash combinations . . .

Actual Footage
Two $5's and One $1
One $5 and Six $1's
or Eleven $1's

You're shit out of luck if you try . . .

One $10 and One $1 

And don't even think about . . .

Three $2's and One $5 or
Five $2's and One $1

So come prepared or be left wanting.  

Let's get golfy.  

GOLF ANALYSIS

We begin by dealing with the elephant in the room. As much I want to be wrong about it, I don't believe that Rory McIlroy is ever winning the Masters. In the last four years he's missed two cuts, tied for 22nd and had a very hollow runner-up where he shot 64 on Sunday just to finish three strokes behind Scottie Scheffler. Despite a solid career record including four top 5"s, he's never really come closer to winning it than when he had the back nine lead on Sunday in 2011 before playing holes 10-12 at six over par and plummeting to a T15. It's still not clear that he's completely exercised those demons that left him famously slumped over his driver on the 10th tee.

I could take the easy way out and recommend the prohibitive favorite Scottie Scheffler but, (a) it's really hard to win three green jackets in four years as evidenced by the fact that no one has done it since Jack Nicklaus from 1963-1966, and (b) what fun would that be? Anyone can advise you to take the best player but here at the FGR we prefer the road less traveled which would explain the arthritic knees and multiple ankle injuries.

The pick this year is Collin Morikawa and here are some facts to back it up, mostly from golf stat guru Justin Ray (the last one I actually stumbled onto by myself):
  • He has the lowest scoring average at Augusta of any player with 20+ rounds who has never won it.
  • His scoring average in the majors over the past five years is -35 which puts him behind only Scottie Scheffler (-79), Xander Schauffele (-56) and Rory McIlroy (-40).
  • He currently leads the PGA Tour in birdie or better percentage. The last three players to enter the Masters leading in that category were Scottie Scheffler (win), Jon Rahm (win) and Cameron Smith (T3).  

A third major would check a lot of boxes for Morikawa. It would move him one ahead of most contemporaries including Scheffler, Schauffele, Justin Thomas, Jon Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau. It would also get him 3/4 of the way to the career grand slam which, if accomplished, puts you in immediate icon territory with the five other players to do it and he strikes me as the type of fellow who expects to achieve greatness.  

The next tier came down to a two out of five situation among Xander Schauffele, Justin Thomas, Hideki Matsuyama, Brooks Koepka and Jordan Spieth. I had Schauffele penciled into my winner spot back in January but I don't care how healed you are from a rib injury if it made you miss tournament time within months of the Masters. I might feel differently if he played one of the Texas tournaments but he didn't. 

Matsuyama and Koepka are both intriguing but Hideki has missed his last two cuts and who knows what Brooks has been doing over on The Gong Show tour. I will instead ride with Thomas who has rediscovered his game and Spieth who found a way to post three top fives at Augusta in the last seven years even through the worst of his ups and downs. There's a reason his odds to win are better than Tommy Fleetwood and Viktor Hovland. At +3500, he's certainly worth a flyer.    

In the Top 10 finish category, I'm staking the remnants of my tattered reputation and the last $10 of my betting account on Russell Henley and Corey Conners. If at least one of them doesn't do it, then it really might be time for me to start considering a new fifth favorite hobby.

The bottom four guys are pretty vanilla except for Patrick Reed who you have to pick because the only thing more toxic to the senses than him playing well at the Masters is pretending like he won't and then having to suffer through it with no financial benefit. It's like buying stock in a successful cruise ship company. The thought of the product might make you nauseous but that's just the cost of doing business.

Place

Player

Odds

Winner

Collin Morikawa

+1800

Top 5

Justin Thomas

+360

Top 10

Russell Henley

+320

Top 10

Corey Conners

+330

Top 20

Harris English

+300

 
One and Done Pick: Collin Morikawa 

The familiar trepidatious look
of most FGR picks in 2025.
Other Guy I'd Pick: Scottie Scheffler 

Sleeper Pick: Harris English 

DraftKings Top Ten Values

Scottie Scheffler

$12,400

Collin Morikawa

$10,500

Justin Thomas

$9,600

Jordan Spieth

$9,000

Russell Henley

$8,400

Corey Conners

$7,900

Sepp Straka

$7,600

Patrick Reed

$7,300

Keegan Bradley

$7,000

Harris English

$6,500


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We like to stick to tradition when it comes to the Masters as we await that elusive press pass that may never come so there will be no dicking around with the the Historical Performance Chart name to get us in hot water. 

                                    THE 2025 MASTERS TOURNAMENT
                                   HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE CHART 

There are simply too many players with intriguing results to cover in one afternoon of manic typing but, if I were compelled to mention a few more, it would be the mid-range firm of Hatton, Zalatoris and Smith. I mean with those names and that track record of success, the Florida injury lawyer billboard practically writes itself. 

 

DK Price

2024

2023

2022

2021

2020

Scottie Scheffler

$12,400

1st

T10

1st

T18

T19

Rory McIlroy

$11,100

T22

MC

2nd

MC

T5

Ludvig Aberg

$10,800

2nd

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Collin Morikawa

$10,500

T3

T10

5th

T18

T44

Jon Rahm

$10,400

T45

1st

T27

T5

T7

Bryson DeChambeau

$9,900

T6

MC

MC

T46

T34

Xander Schauffele

$9,700

8th

T10

MC

T3

T17

Justin Thomas

$9,600

MC

MC

T8

T21

4th

Hideki Matsuyama

$9,500

T38

T16

T14

1st

T13

Brooks Koepka

$9,400

T45

T2

MC

MC

T7

Joaquin Niemann

$9,300

T22

T16

T35

T40

DNP

Viktor Hovland

$9,200

MC

T7

T27

T21

DNP

Tommy Fleetwood

$9,100

T3

33rd

T14

T46

T19

Jordan Spieth

$9,000

MC

T4

MC

T3

T46

Shane Lowry

$8,800

T43

T16

T3

T21

T25

Patrick Cantlay

$8,700

T22

T14

T39

MC

T17

Tyrell Hatton

$8,600

T9

T34

52nd

T18

MC

Min Woo Lee

$8,500

T22

MC

T14

DNP

DNP

Russell Henley

$8,400

T38

T4

T30

DNP

DNP

Will Zalatoris

$8,300

T9

W/D

T6

2nd

DNP

Cameron Smith

$8,200

T6

T34

T3

T10

T2

Akshay Bhatia

$8,100

T35

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Robert MacIntyre

$8,000

DNP

DNP

T23

T12

DNP

Corey Conners

$7,900

T38

MC

T6

T8

T10

Tony Finau

$7,800

T55

T26

T35

T10

T38

Sahith Theegala

$7,700

T45

9th

DNP

DNP

DNP

Wyndham Clark

$7,700

MC

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Jason Day

$7,600

T30

T39

DNP

MC

MC

Sepp Straka

$7,600

T16

T46

T30

DNP

DNP

Dustin Johnson

$7,500

MC

T48

T12

MC

1st

Tom Kim

$7,500

T30

T16

DNP

DNP

DNP

Mattew Fitzpatrick

$7,400

T22

T10

T14

T34

T46

Sam Burns

$7,400

MC

T29

MC

DNP

DNP

Patrick Reed

$7,300

T12

T4

T35

T8

T10

Sungjae Im

$7,300

MC

T16

T8

MC

T2

Adam Scott

$7,200

T22

T39

T48

54th

T34

Justin Rose

$7,200

MC

T16

MC

7th

T23

Daniel Berger

$7,100

DNP

DNP

T50

MC

DNP

Maverick McNealy

$7,100

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Sergio Garcia

$7,100

MC

MC

T23

MC

DNP

Cameron Young

$7,000

T9

T7

MC

DNP

DNP

Davis Thompson

$7,000

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Keegan Bradley

$7,000

T22

T23

DNP

DNP

DNP

Billy Horschel

$6,900

DNP

52nd

43rd

T50

T38

Nicolai Hojgaard

$6,900

T16

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Thomas Detry

$6,900

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Aaron Rai

$6,800

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Brian Harman

$6,800

MC

MC

MC

T12

DNP

Byeong Hun An

$6,800

T16

DNP

DNP

DNP

MC

J.J. Spaun

$6,800

DNP

DNP

T23

DNP

DNP

Cam Davis

$6,700

T12

DNP

46th

DNP

DNP

Michael Kim

$6,700

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Phil Mickelson

$6,700

T43

T2

DNP

T21

T55

Rasmus Hojgaard

$6,700

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Taylor Pendrith

$6,700

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

C. Bezuidenhout

$6,600

DNP

DNP

T44

T40

T38

Chris Kirk

$6,600

T16

T23

DNP

DNP

DNP

Laurie Canter

$6,600

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Lucas Glover

$6,600

T20

DNP

T30

DNP

MC

Max Greyserman

$6,600

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Denny McCarthy

$6,500

T45

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Harris English

$6,500

T22

T43

DNP

T21

DNP

J.T. Poston

$6,500

T30

T34

DNP

DNP

MC

Max Homa

$6,500

T3

T43

T48

MC

MC

Nick Dunlap

$6,500

MC

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Austin Eckroat

$6,400

MC

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Davis Riley

$6,400

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Mattieu Pavon

$6,400

T12

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Nico Echavarria

$6,400

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Nick Taylor

$6,400

MC

DNP

DNP

DNP

T29

Tom Hoge

$6,400

DNP

MC

T39

DNP

DNP

Adam Schenk

$6,300

T12

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Jhonatten Vegas

$6,300

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Joe Highsmith

$6,300

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Kevin Yu

$6,300

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Matt McCarty

$6,300

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Stephan Jaeger

$6,300

MC

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Charl Schwartzel

$6,200

MC

T50

T10

T26

T25

Danny Willett

$6,200

T45

MC

T12

MC

T25

Patton Kizzire

$6,200

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Thriston Lawrence

$6,200

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Zach Johnson

$6,200

MC

T34

MC

MC

T51

Bubba Watson

$6,100

MC

MC

T39

T26

57th

Fred Couples

$6,000

MC

T50

MC

MC

MC


2 comments:

lee ho fook said...

Going to have to push back on your sleeper pick, Angel Cabrera. Nothing sharpens the mind and reflexes than a 2 year stretch in a South American prison. Angel, well known as a slasher on the course and in the "yard", is ready to make a fabled come back ( insert male prison joke here). Lets also note his speed of play, he will guaranteed be one hole ahead of Ice Agents for his loop.

Ronny Elliott said...

Sounds like the plot to "Tin Cup 2: El Pato's Revenge"