Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Fantasy Golf Preview: The Sony Open

I would normally start the preview of the upcoming tournament with a recap (or at least a comment, snippet or snide remark) about last week's event but considering it's Tuesday at 5:30 EST, I've been driving a desk all day (cop movie expression) and the tournament finally just freakin' ended, I got nuthin'.* I'll try to make it up to you in a couple days after I've had a chance to watch it when I release the Mega Fantasy Golf Draft Post Mortem also known as What in the Hell was I thinking When I Took that Guy in the Second Round? For now, let's look ahead to the Sony Open, a tournament that counts as one of its most memorable moments the time when Michelle Wie almost made the cut on her way to becoming the greatest female golfer in the world.**

Since Vijay Singh and Ernie Els were winning this tournament back in 2003-2005, the list of champions is a bunch of guys about whom you'd say, "yeah, he's solid." In making your pick this week, you need to find the guy who fits the following blank: Johnson Wagner, Mark Wilson, Ryan Palmer, Zach Johnson, K.J. Choi, Paul Goydos, David Toms and [Insert 2013 Winner Here]. The five guys I have listed below would make a fine addition to that list. And because I'm ruling out any player ranked higher than 25th in the world (seems like a sound strategy), the Overall Top Five this week is the same as the One & Done Top Five as that blank spot is probably going to be filled by a B+ player and not the likes of Dustin Johnson, Matt Kuchar, Keegan Bradley or Webb Simpson.***

Here are this week's picks along with last week's report card:

THE SONY OPEN PICKS
You bet your ass we're going old
school Sweden in honor of the Carl
Pettersson pick. . . yeah baby, yeah.

Top Five Overall and One & Done

1. Carl Pettersson
2. Ryan Moore
3. Tim Clark
4. Brendon DeJonge
5. Bud Cauley

LAST WEEK'S REPORT CARD

Top Five Overall

1. Keegan Bradley - T4th
2. Dustin Johnson - 1st
3. Matt Kuchar - T9th
4. Scott Piercy - T13th
5. Steve Stricker - 2nd

Top Five One and Done

1. Scott Piercy - T13th
2. Steve Stricker - 2nd
3. Webb Simpson - T11th
4. Rickie Fowler - T6th
5. Nick Watney - T13th

The FGR would have started the season on a roll if Scott Piercy hadn't taken on water during the final nine holes with two bogeys and a double that knocked him out of the top ten. Of course the real gaff was whiffing on Steve Stricker for the second year in a row. Assuming he wins one of the ten tournaments he plays in 2013, I need to engrave the words "Take Stricker at the Hyundai You Jackass" on my desk. It's probably karma for my repeatedly using the nicest guy on the planet as the example for why the World Golf Rankings are screwed-up. The irony is that, with his second place finish, he probably just moved back into the top 15. Oh sweet irony . . . why must you always be the diarrhetic seagull circling above the car wash of my life?****

Endnotes

* This is why you have to love the Fantasy Golf Report. A real golf reporter would never tell you he missed a deadline because he was working his day job. I'm like a football player in the 50's who had to work at a car dealership during the offseason and after practice just to make a living (at least that's what I keep telling myself though I'd be a worse car salesman than Larry David - Big Charging Crazy Pistons, Nutty Pistons).

** Assuming your criteria does not include winning a major or, for that matter, a tournament held in the United States but hey, she did shoot a 68 at the 2004 Sony Open so she's got that going for her . . . which is nice.

*** It's not surprising that a big named player hasn't won the Sony in a while when you consider that the four guys I listed just made about $2M at Kapalua and may hit five balls each before they tee off on Thursday and Friday. If they go low early and have a shot at winning, that's great, but missing the cut and spending the weekend chilling on the beach doesn't sound so bad either. Kyle Stanley's been bodysurfing all day after pocketing $61,000 just for showing-up (barely) and finishing DFL.

**** I have no idea where that came from.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

The Wild Card Picks - Part 2

The middling prognostication effort continued on Saturday with a 1-1 start. Apparently I overrated Andy Dalton when I placed him in the tier above Sam Bradford and Ryan Fitzpatrick because it looked like you could have replaced him with either one of those guys and gotten the same result if not a little better. I'm in the car heading to M&T Bank Stadium in exactly one hour so if this post ends somewhat abruptly, that's why.

Baltimore by 6.5 over Indianapolis

There will not be an empty
seat at kickoff today.
You know you have a boatload of emotional angles in effect when the Colts come to Baltimore for a playoff game and the fact that Indianapolis hijacked the team back in 1983 isn't even being discussed. We've got Chuckstrong versus the final home game for God's linebacker. Closer to home, we have the FGR versus FGK1 who jumped on the Colts' bandwagon at the age of six and, to his credit, never jumped off.* The current wager is Colts win, we listen to Gangnum Style on the ride home . . . Ravens win, it's disc two of Quadrophenia.

Enough of the peripheral story lines. Here are the relevant facts: (a) The Ravens have won at least one playoff game in all four seasons of the Flacco-Harbaugh era, (b) the Ravens were +9 in turnover margin this season and the Colts were -12, (c) the Colts have the league's 29th ranked run defense and (d) the Ravens have Ray Rice with fresh legs.** I actually wouldn't be surprised if this turns into a blowout because Ravens' stadium is the closest thing to the East coast version of CenturyLink Field in Seattle where it starts to get very hairy when the home team gets a lead. The poise of Andrew Luck will keep it from getting out of control but it will still be convincing.

Ravens - 27 . . . Colts - 17
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I thought about doubling down this afternoon and making the trip down 95 for the second game but frankly I'm still feeling the effects of Thursday night's post-fantasy golf draft activities*** and a ten hour playoff football experience today would just be daring the flu to come kick my ass.

Seattle by 3 over Washington

The Redskins have had a great run but they only played two of the league's top ten scoring defenses all season (the Falcons and the Steelers) and they only averaged 14.5 points against them. This week they have to face #1. Then there are the multiple random factors in the Seahawks' favor. RG, III has a bum wheel. Russell Wilson has only thrown two picks in the last eight games. They get cornerback Brandon Browner back from his PED suspension. But with all of that being said, I'm taking the Redskins because as I sit here imagining this game unfolding, I just see them keeping it close with their running game and then RG, III finding a way to bring it home in the end. And with that, it's time to don the Jerkstore jersey and get this epic day started.

Redskins - 24 . . . Seahawks - 20

Endnotes

 . . . and one who would
wear this in public.
* When you're a dad who cares about sports a little too much, your first priority is to get the kids on board as fans and then you figure they'll come around to your favorite teams in due time. That just hasn't happened with FGK1 and frankly I have't pushed it for a couple of reasons: (a) I respect his sense of loyalty at such a young age (as opposed to FGK2 who is the consummate bandwagon jumper) and (b) a little rivalry in the house keeps things interesting. (By the way, the definition of a dad who "cares about sports a little too much" would be one who spends numerous unpaid hours every week writing a sports blog).

** Rice only carried the ball 16 times per game this season. Thank you Cam Cameron?

*** Fantasy golf draft night is currently the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer of the FGR's existence.

Last Week's Record: 5-11 . . . Season Record: 118-132-6

Saturday, January 5, 2013

The Wild Card Picks - Part 1

After finishing the regular season a dismal 14 games under .500, I've got eleven playoff games to at least partially redeem myself. It's going to take nothing short of an 8-3 record including a correct pick of the Super Bowl for me to be able to show my face around the club for people who make NFL picks that should not, under any circumstances, be used for wagering real money (Ron Jaworski just joined the club last week*). Here we go.

Houston by 4.5 over Cincinnati

Not sure I want a quarterback
with his hands that close to
his neck all of the time.
I don't remember a potential Super Bowl team careening into the playoffs quite like the Texans are. On December 10th, they went to New England with a chance to basically secure the #1 seed in the AFC, got their doors blown-off and now they're riding a two game losing streak where they've been outscored 51-22. Matt Schaub is starting to look like the cross-state version of Tony Romo and their previously vaunted defense suddenly don't look so good when you consider that they built a significant part of their 2012 reputation by stifling teams like the Jags (twice), Titans (twice), Dolphins and Bills.

On the other side, you have the Bengals who would have had one of the most underwhelming eight game winning streaks in NFL history** if they hadn't given one away to the Cowboys in Week 14. Andy Dalton has established himself just above the Ryan Fitzpatrick/Sam Bradford tier meaning that he's probably not going to make a clutch play late in the game but he is also unlikely to give it away with a 4th quarter turnover.*** For the Bengals, this is going to be similar to their Week 16 game in Pittsburgh where they ugly balled their way to a 13-10 win. I'm not convinced they're going to pull that off this week, but the score is going to look pretty similar.

Texans - 17 . . . Bengals - 14
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Green Bay by 7.5 over Minnesota

It's a long way to tank
tops and Tallahassee.
I'm sticking with the Packers as my Super Bowl pick but the way they blew the bye last week has me a bit nervous. Aaron Rodgers did his part by throwing for 365 yards and 4 touchdowns but I'm not sure a defense that gives-up 199 yards to Adrian Peterson AND allows Christian Ponder to throw for 3 TD's and no picks (while only getting sacked once) is going to beat three playoff caliber teams in a row. But we'll worry about that later. For now, the question is whether Ponder can repeat last week's performance but at Lambeau Field where his combined stats for two career games are 28-59 for 309 yards with one touchdown and three picks. And don't ignore the facts that (a) this will only be the 4th game that Ponder has played outdoors this season, (b) the Vikings have lost the other three, (c) it's going to be about 25 degrees and (d) he played at Florida St. Too many factors going for the Pack.

Packers - 31 . . . Vikings - 17

Endnotes

* Last time I checked, Jaws was about ten games below .500 picking seven games per week on the Tony Kornheiser Show while Reginald the monkey was ten games over. Either film study is an overrated way of picking games or that monkey is watching a lot more of it than Jaws.

** How is this for a gauntlet? After beating a Giants team that was about to come unglued, the Bengals beat the Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers, Eagles, the corpse of the Steelers and the Ravens' scout team. No one has knocked-out that many tomato cans in a row since Sylvester Stallone during the fight scene montage in Rocky III.

*** Having not watched many Bengals game, I am making something of an assumption on this but I don't remember seeing any highlights of Dalton pulling-off the "Flacco Strip Sack" or the "Romo Lob Pass into the Flat Interception" (which really isn't getting the attention it deserves as one of the most reckless and devastating throws in recent memory).

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2013 Fantasy Golf Preview: Part 3 - The Winners

If you're doing a one pick per week league or a one and done league, it would behoove you to go through the tournaments and pick the winner of each one before the season starts for two reasons: (a) it will give you a working list of the roughly forty players who you believe have the potential to win a tournament before the ups and downs of the season start to mess with your rational thinking and (b) it will prevent a situation where you get to the end of the season, have only two picks to use on the PGA Championship and realize, "crap, I still have Matt Kuchar, Bubba Watson and Nick Watney available."

I'm not going to go through every tournament here because that could take years and cost millions of lives (and I can't seem to get through one of these things lately without an Animal House reference). For now, let's just cover the majors, the Players, the WGC events and get the ball rolling with the opening event of the season.

Hyundai Tournament of Champions

Every week the FGR presents two top five lists: (a) the top five overall and (b) the top five one and done players which assumes that you can't pick Rory and/or Tiger every week. The players on my one and done list will be ones that I am not reserving for the majors and the other four near majors listed below.*

The FGR looks for Bradley to have a
fackin' retahded season this year.
Why not start with the opener?
Top Five Overall

1. Keegan Bradley
2. Dustin Johnson
3. Matt Kuchar
4. Scott Piercy
5. Steve Stricker

Top Five One and Done

1. Scott Piercy
2. Steve Stricker
3. Webb Simpson
4. Rickie Fowler
5. Nick Watney

Bradley is going to be a threat to win every time he tees it up this year and especially on courses where he can bomb it and make a lot of birdies like Kapalua. Scott Piercy is coming-off a strong finish to 2012 and can also make birdies in bunches. So can Steve Stricker who is the defending champ and has never finished worse than 10th in this event. Can't go wrong with either of those guys if you want to save Bradley for later.
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And now for the eight tournaments where you probably want to allocate your most potent resources in 2013. One thing you will notice about the game plan outlined below is that it leaves plenty of solid options on the bench including Bubba Watson, Dustin Johnson, Graeme McDowell, Peter Hanson and Webb Simpson. You could sub Watson, McDowell and Hanson just about anywhere except you might want to avoid Bubba at the British Open where he's never finished higher than 23rd (towering cuts/draws + wind = trouble). Keep in mind that D.J. has won the AT&T Pebble Beach twice and has two other top tens there in the last five years. Also consider that Webb Simpson is a member at Quail Hollow Club which hosts the Wells Fargo Championship where he finished 4th last year.

A lot can happen over the course of a nearly ten month long golf season and I am prone to at least one or two impulsive/calamitous last minute substitutions so these picks are subject to revision but if I was calling these tournaments now, here is what it would look like.

Accenture World Match Play: Keegan Bradley and Ian Poulter

This pose is just a recurring match
play nightmare for opponents.
This is a tricky one because you want to bring-out the big guns but that often backfires. For example, if you used your two picks last year on the 2010 and 2011 champions (Ian Poulter and Luke Donald), you were done in the first round. In hindsight, Rory McIlroy would have been a great pick but do you want to use him in a non-major? Bradley won a couple matches last year in his Accenture debut and was at the top of his game at the Ryder Cup. If you have to ask why I'm picking Poulter in this format, you may be gambling on the wrong sport.

WGC Cadillac: Charl Schwartzel and Matt Kuchar

This event traditionally features one of the strongest final leaderboards on tour so you better bring two of your best. It's almost impossible to go wrong here. Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Bubba Watson, Luke Donald, Rory McIlroy and defending champion Justin Rose would all be great picks. Just depends on who you want to save for later. All I ask is that, at some point during the final round, you think fondly of the fact that the most over-served the FGR has ever been on a golf course (that he wasn't playing at the time) was at the Blue Monster during the final round of the 1997 Doral Ryder Open.**

Masters: Phil Mickelson and Adam Scott

I made the mistake of subbing Tiger in for Phil last year after Tiger's win at the Arnold Palmer duped me into the thinking he was all the way back and Phil's sloppy early season putting made me think he was going to struggle at Augusta. Last year was Phil's thirteenth top seven finish at the Masters since 1995 including three wins. His tie for 24th in 2007 was the first time he's missed the top ten since 1998 and his only missed cut was fifteen years ago. At this point I'm struggling with the second pick. Bubba would obviously be a decent choice but no one has gone back to back since Tiger in 2001 and 2002. Louis Oostuizen warrants consideration but his record at Augusta before last year's second place finish includes three missed cuts in three tries and his blowout British Open win in 2010 is his only other standout performance in a major. I'm going with Adam Scott for now. He finished tied for 8th in 2012 and tied for 2nd in 2011. He also finished 15th or better in every major last year. Not to mention, he needs to win one before they take his putter away.

The Players: Luke Donald and Bo Van Pelt

Craig . . . is that a look of
exultation or disbelief?
My well-documented disdain for the TPC at Sawgrass is based on the fact that five of the last eleven winners have been underwhelming (Tim Clark, Henrik Stenson, Stephen Ames and Craig Perks have combined to win 3 PGA Tour events other than the Players and Fred Funk was 49 when he won it). It's also the only tournament of any significance that Tiger has won just once. I'm picking Donald and Van Pelt because they are two of the most solid all-around players that I don't trust in a major. Sounds like a couple Players Championship winners to me.

U.S. Open: Jason Dufner and Lee Westwood

It's tough to get a read on Merion as a U.S. Open course because it hasn't been played there since 1981 when David Graham won it by three strokes over George Burns (not the comedian) and Bill Rogers (not the 1980 Boston Marathon winner). You've got to drop back four more strokes to get to legends like Jack Nicklaus and Chi-Chi Rodriguez so that's no real help.*** I'm banking on the first-time major winners trend continuing and going with two guys who have classic U.S. Open style games. It just feels like Dufner is going to win a major this year doesn't it? And if you were going to pick one that suits his game, it would be a U.S. Open.

British Open: Ernie Els and Sergio Garcia

I know it's of a cop-out to go with the defending champion here but, if I have to make a pick in January, I'm taking with the guy who won it the last time it was played at Muirfield in 2002. Sergio missed the playoff that year by two strokes after shooting 71-69-71-69. He also showed continuing signs at the end of last year that his game is still on the way back with a win at the Wyndham, a tie for 3rd at the Barclays and a tie for 15th at the Tour Championship. I still believe that he falls into that category of player who is going to come back and win a major after we've written him off and if that's going to happen anywhere, it will be at the British Open.

Bridgestone: Tiger Woods and Louis Oosthuizen

I think enough time has passed
for us to start liking Sergio again.
Every time Tiger has been in top form, he's dominated this event (winning it seven times) which is played on the same course every year. There are certain tracks that Tiger just owns and this is one of them. If you want to use him at Arnie or Jack's tournament, that is also acceptable but the league I'm in pays a dividend for the Bridgestone so I'm using him here. Louis finished 4th at Firestone last year, tied for 9th in 2010 and it's a great fit for his game.

PGA Championship: Justin Rose and Rory McIlroy

The leaderboard from the last time they played at Oak Hill would indicate that it is a ball-strikers paradise**** so I'm going with two of the best in the world. Putting has not been one of Rose's strengths lately so if he's going to break-through and win a major, this is his best chance in 2013. You could pick McIlroy pretty much anywhere. I'd be reluctant to use him at the match-play because one bad round or opponent with a hot putter could knock him out early. He makes more sense at a stroke play event where he always has the potential to shoot 11 or 12 under on the weekend and either make-up a ton of ground (WGC-Cadillac) or blow-away the field (PGA Championship).

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Endnotes

* In the format I play, the majors, the Players and the three WGC events come with a little extra incentive so you are encouraged to bring out your "A" players for them.

** The recount of this event also spawned one of my personal favorite FGR entries - The Blue Monster.

How are we going to reach the 18-
24 male demographic with a show
about a Cincinnati radio station?
*** Unfortunately, there does not appear to be a Youtube clip of WKRP in Cincinnati's Les Nessman butchering the name "Chi-Chi Rodriguez" (as in Chai Chai Rodweeguezzzz) so we'll have to settle for "Monster Lizard Ravages East Coast." (Developing something of a monster theme this week).

**** Shaun Micheel became one of the most unlikely major winners in golf history beating Chad Campbell by two strokes and any course where Campbell, Kenny Perry and Charles Howell, III can finish in the top 10 clearly does not put a premium on putting.