Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Week 15 Thursday Night Pick

"NO PRESENTS FOR YOU!!!"
As I've watched my kids walking around the house for the past week living in mortal fear of the all-powerful Elf on the Shelf*, I've been wracking my brain trying to remember where I've witnessed this scene play out before. And then it dawned on me. That little bastard is the Soup Nazi. It finally came into focus when I saw my five year old daughter pause in front of his perch on the window sill and reverently say, "if it's not too late, could I add colored pencils to my list . . . thank you" before shuffling away as if she was exiting a confessional.**

I'm not necessarily sure subjecting your kids to this modern day version of Big Brother is healthy. On the other hand, it's been very peaceful lately and that little narc could be the only thing that keeps my house from devolving into a Lord of the Flies situation once the kids are out of school so we'll go with it for now and deal with the lingering effects of the paranoia later.

Cincinnati by 3 over Philadelphia: The Pick - Eagles

As far as I can tell, there are only four reasons to watch this game: (a) you are a Bengals fan and you have my sympathies, (b) you are a Ravens, Steelers or Jets*** fan and you are rooting for an Eagles win which will enhance the playoff chances of your team, (c) you are an Eagles fan hoping that Nick Foles is finally "the one," or (d) you have A.J. Green on your fantasy team. I think the Eagles have finally woken-up and realized that everyone is laughing at them. Combine that with the realization that if Andy Reid gets fired, the owner might bring in a coach with a greater regard for fitness, and that should be enough motivation at home against a marginal Bengals team that blazed a trail of false hope for their fans with a four game winning streak that included three over the dregs of the AFC West before crashing back to reality with that gag against the Cowboys last week.

Endnotes

I think I figured-out
how this could appeal
to a broader audience.
* For those who are not in the Elf on the Shelf demographic, it is a brilliant marketing concept where someone took a creepy little stuffed elf and made-up a back story that has something to do with him being Santa's spy. To make the story more convincing, the elf moves around your house during the weeks leading-up to Christmas giving your children the impression that he is real and that he changes location during the night. Of course, being a stuffed toy, he is not ambulatory and therefore requires some assistance which means that about three or four times during the most exhausting month of the year, you will find yourself waking-up in the middle of the night to the realization that, "I forgot to move the fucking elf" which explains why the people who came up with this idea are now in the witness protection program.  

** I will admit that I am making an educated guess on this because I have never actually been in a confessional . . . unless you count the ones with stools on one side and beer taps on the other.

*** In yet another indication of how awful the bottom half of the AFC is this year, the Jets are currently in 8th place and only one game behind the Steelers and the Bengals for the final playoff spot. Add in the fact that they close the season by playing the Titans, Chargers and Bills and we are perilously close to seeing Tim Tebow return to Denver in the first round of the playoffs meaning the Mayans may have only been off by two weeks which is a pretty respectable margin of error on a prediction made over 5,000 years ago.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Week 14 NFL Picks

Train wreck. Dumpster fire. Sh!t show. Mongolian crap stand.* These are just a few ways to describe last week's picks. And what bizarre week it was. The Chiefs played under the cloud of staggeringly tragic circumstances, the Jets scored 7 points and the Steelers started Charlie Batch at quarterback. So of course they all won.

Last year's AFC Championship game will probably never be supplanted as my most depressing day as a football fan, but last Sunday may have set a new record for total number of undesired outcomes ranging from the disappointing to the demoralizing. The Ravens gagged against the Steelers, every single other AFC playoff contender won, I went 5-10-1 on my picks and, maybe worst of all, the most disastrous fantasy football team with which I have ever been associated completed its season with a 4-9 record and that is actually deceiving considering we finished 421 points behind the league leader.** Suffice it to say that my Phillip Rivers comeback season theory didn't pan out.

Washington by 2.5 over Baltimore: The Pick - Ravens

"Let's go with '42 Strip Sack Left'
wait, wait, wait let's mix it up and
go with '42 Strip Sack Right.'"
With the scored tied at 20, I sat in my seat at M&T Bank Stadium and watched Joe Flacco get strip-sacked by the Steelers in almost the exact same place on the field where Troy Polamalu got him one year, three hundred and sixty-two days earlier. I immediately turned to the FGW and said, "fuck this, I'm outta here" because I'd seen that movie before and I knew how it ended. I can tell you that the outcome was much more bearable sitting in a Mexican restaurant drinking a Pacifico with no knowledge that Cam Cameron had elected to remove Ray Rice from the game plan in the last quarter (no touches for Rice in the 4th, none, zip, zilch, blech). I think I speak for a lot of Ravens fans when I say that this situation has reached the point where either Cameron goes or we go. The Joe Flacco contract renewal debate is not so clear because the Cardinals continue to be a cautionary tale of what can happen if you decide to strike out in the NFL wilderness without at least a semi-proven quarterback.** Larry Fitzgerald would pay for 20% of Flacco's contract out of his own pocket. (Much more on this later). 

Cleveland by 6.5 over Kansas City: The Pick - Browns

Random stat of the week: the AFC North has the highest overall point differential of any division in football with a net 91. The overall success of the division can be attributed to the following: (a) the Ravens, Steelers and Bengals are all pretty good, (b) despite their 4-8 record, the Browns have been in every game, and most importantly, (c) the AFC North had the pleasure of playing the AFC West this year which has the worst point differential at -169 with the Chiefs and Raiders leading the way at -134 and -154 respectively. (The Raiders point differential is 324 points lower than that of the Patriots which translates to 27 points per game just in case you find yourself in a "worst team in the NFL" debate and need some ammo). 

Pittsburgh by 8 over San Diego: The Pick - Steelers

"I'm sorry . . . sphincter says what?"
It has been reported that Chargers coach Norv Turner and General Manager A.J. Smith will be fired at the end of the season. It is also being reported that bears shit in the woods and the pope wears a funny hat. I didn't think Mike Tomlin could go up another notch in my mind but then he did it by stiffing John Harbaugh on the post game handshake last week because he was pissed-off about Harbaugh's post-game comments two weeks earlier in Pittsburgh. Let's hope we stay on this collision course for Ravens-Steelers in the first round of the playoffs. 

Indianapolis by 5 over Tennessee: The Pick - Colts

This game feels like a Tuesday . . . meaning that it has no feel. I'm pretty confident the Colts are going to win but they are the classic just scraping by team as indicated by their 8-4 record and -41 point differential (clearly my new favorite stat). With that being said, the Titans have become a non-factor evidenced by the fact that no one really knows who their starting quarterback is from week to week and no one really cares.

Tampa Bay by 7 over Philadelphia: The Pick - Bucs

The Phillies have won a game more recently than the Eagles. We have not seen anything lately that indicates that trend is going to change.

Cincinnati by 3 over Dallas: The Pick - Bengals

The Bengals just finished a three game sweep of the bottom of the AFC West so it's hard to tell how good they are. We do, however, know that the Cowboys were already a dysfunctional operation before the events of early Saturday morning.

N.Y. Jets by 2.5 over Jacksonville: The Pick - Jaguars
The Jaguars are a home underdog to a team that (a) won the ugliest game of the year last week 7-6 over the Cardinals and (b) doesn't know who their starting quarterback is. Considering that this game really has no playoff implications, couldn't the league let Tim Tebow switch teams to make it somewhat worth watching?

Chicago by 3 over Minnesota: The Pick - Vikings

Where's George Kennedy to rub
your back when you need him?
I highly recommend D.J. Gallo's recent article in which he acknowledges that all starting quarterbacks are "elite" but then delineates their varying degrees of "eliteness" - How Elite is Your QB? I bring this up here because (a) the article is awesome, (b) it's Saturday night and I am grinding-out these picks like I'm Paul Newman trying to down 50 eggs in an hour,*** and (c) because of this great statistical observation: "It happened this week: Adrian Peterson passed Christian Ponder in yards per attempt on the season. Unfortunately, as you may recall, Peterson is a running back and Ponder is a quarterback. Yet Peterson’s 6.2 yards per carry is better than Ponder’s 6.0 yards per passing attempt." Based on that stat, I'm counting on the Vikings sticking to the running game and keeping this one tight. 

Atlanta by 3.5 over Carolina: The Pick - Falcons

Going with the Georgia theme here and seven days later still wondering what the Bulldog coaching staff was thinking by not spiking the ball at the Alabama 8 yard line down by 4 with 15 seconds to play. That would have given them three shots at the end zone and a trip to the national championship game. Instead, they wasted about 7 seconds lining-up then attempted a fade pass that was tipped at the line of scrimmage and caught in bounds by a Georgia receiver as he went to the ground as time expired. Now I read that Georgia offensive coordinator, Mike Bobo, is being considered for the head coaching job at Southern Miss which will be a nice stepping-stone on his way to the NFL and the Andy Reid - Jason Garrett clock management hall of fame. I seem to remember someone advocating that coach's have a clock management nerd on the sideline to avoid situations like the Bulldog debacle - FGR's Week 16 Picks. It actually makes more sense in college where all you have to do is walk over to the math department, hold-up a football and hire the first person who can identify it. 

Buffalo by 3 over St. Louis: The Pick - Bills

It turns out that there is historical precedent for the Rams trading away the rights to RG, III and if you're a Rams fan, you're not going to like it. Sixteen years ago, the Charlotte Hornets traded the rights to Kobe Bryant to the Lakers in exchange for Vlade Divac. The Hornets would later move to New Orleans and are now planning to change their name to the Pelicans. Not sure I even need a joke here.

San Francisco by 10 over Miami: The Pick - 49ers

One of the great things about being both the writer and editor of the FGR is that when you clearly half-ass the last five picks of the week, there is no one there to bust your balls. The Niners are due for on of those home 27-6 games against a bad team. 

N.Y. Giants by 6 over New Orleans: The Pick - Saints

I am standing by my theory that this is one of the seasons where the Giants do NOT pull-out of their flat spin in December.

Seattle by 10.5 over Arizona: The Pick - Seahawks

The Cardinals had 137 total yards and 5 first downs last week against the Jets. I am now going to attempt to distract you from the fact that I don't have a point to make about those numbers with this giant picture.

At least the Cardinals have one scouting
department that knows what it's doing. 
Green Bay by 6.5 over Detroit: The Pick - Packers

Where do you go from here if you're the Lions? You built a team around a passing only offense, very suspect character guys on defense and a coach that annoys the crap out of everyone. Never a good thing when you're one bad draft from becoming the Raiders.

New England by 4 over Houston: The Pick - Patriots

I'm no conspiracy theorist*** but the Patriots had to play four division winners from last year and they got three of them at home including the Texans and the 49ers over the next two weeks. (But the Ravens got the same schedule set-up AND they played the Patriots at home . . . oh shut up). It pains me to say this but the road to the Super Bowl is going to run through Foxborough again. (No, not the Lee Evans flashback again. Excuse me, I'll be over here in the fetal position. Please shake me when Scott Hanson comes on at 1:00).

Last Week's Record: 5-10-1 . . . Season Record: 92-94-6

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Endnotes

* I made that one up. Has kind of a nice ring to it though.

** I could only find this video in Spanish which actually makes it more entertaining - Cool Hand Luke.

*** That's not really true. Someone conspired to make me say that.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

The Week 14 Thursday Night Pick


We'll get to last week's epic failure with the rest of the picks later in the week. For now we're back to a fairly substandard Thursday night game unless the Raiders can rekindle some of that old AFC West rivalry magic. It seems like just 30 years ago that Sunday afternoons at 4:00 p.m. meant Dick Enberg, Merlin Olsen, Jim Zorn, Dan Fouts, Marcus Allen and some combination of the Raiders, Chargers, Broncos and Seahawks (somehow those four teams that used to be in the same division seemed to play each other every week). Those were the pre-ESPN days when halftime of the late games was our first chance to see highlights of what had happened earlier in the day. That is unless you got the Washington D.C. feed, in which case they would preempt the football highlights for ten minutes of local news. That's right kids. As preposterous as it sounds, the local NBC affiliate would cut away from the NFL to give us coverage of a water main break on K Street and yet another piece on corruption within the D.C. government. (Some things never change).

"And now let's check-in
with Rob Ryan on the
 five day forecast" 
Apparently I was ahead of my time because every Sunday I would sit there waiting for the highlights and every time they would come back from commercial to the news desk and I would say "mutherfu......" (I was a 10 year old with a mild cursing problem that 30+ years later, as you may have noticed, remains untreated). Channel 4's Jim Vance was Lucy, I was Charlie Brown and the highlights were the football. I can still feel the agitation as I'm writing this today. I mean who puts local fucking news in the middle of a football game?!? Let's move on (because clearly I haven't).* 

Denver by 10.5 over Oakland: The Pick - Raiders

About the only bright spot from by far the worst fantasy football season of my career** is the fact that the FGR/FGK father-son team used a four game winning streak to squeak into the playoffs. Everything you need to know about my 2012 fantasy football predictions can be summed up by the fact that, on draft day, I talked my sons into picking Darren McFadden, Ryan Fitzpatrick, DeAngelo Williams and Randy Moss while they talked me into picking Peyton Manning, Demaryius Thomas, Andre Johnson and Reggie Wayne (I am not making that up). I have no doubt that the Broncos are going to win this game but it feels like we're getting to that part of the season when everyone just assumes that good teams are going to crush bad teams by double digits despite the fact that only two teams won by more than 10 points last week. I'll be taking the 10.5 at home while at the same time praying that Peyton Manning continues to redeem me in the eyes of my children (is there anything that guy can't do?).

Even the Raiderettes'
cheesy uniforms have
stayed the same.
Endnotes

* This was going to be a total throwaway piece until I stumbled onto one of the most free-flowing organic rants I've ever had. I started thinking about those 4:00 p.m. games and BOOM my mind went right to how pissed-off I was when I saw that Channel 4 News logo. I hope I can recall this feeling at my first court ordered anger management class.

** What exactly is the proper way to refer to one's years of playing fantasy football? Does the fact that I've been doing it profitably for over 15 years qualify it as a "career"? A "pursuit"? A "racket"? Is there a more pertinent question that I should be asking, the answer to which would be "loser"? 

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The FGR Rankings Update

You know you're in the middle of golf's off-season when you turn on the Golf Channel at 2:00 p.m. on a Wednesday (I was "working" from home) and Steve Sands is reporting live in front of a driving range full of older guys that you spend a minute trying to recognize before one of them cold tops a 6-iron and you realize it's the hackers warming-up for the World Challenge Pro-Am. I have no idea what Sands was even talking about because I was mesmerized by the guy over his right shoulder with his head bobbing up and down as he hit shank after shank after shank. I finally yelled "keep your head still!" before switching to a rerun of Cheers on ReelzChannel (the one where they're debating the world's smartest animal . . . dolphin, chimpanzee, etc. and Coach goes with Francis the Talking Mule . . . classic).

Because nothing says
"European golf" like
the "Race to Dubai."
Anyway, they were still playing meaningful tournaments on the European Tour up until a few weeks ago when they completed their version of the FedEx Cup called the Race to Dubai (because, in addition to being a tad bit whorish for prize money, the people who run the "European" Tour are apparently huge Speed Racer fans). Not surprisingly, the winner was Rory McIlroy who capped-off the season by taking down the DP World Tour Championship, Dubai.* McIlroy started the final round tied for the lead with Luke "Coffee is for Closers" Donald and then beat him by five strokes.

Why does this matter? Because the Race to Dubai was the final event of 2012 to impact the FGR Rankings so it's time for an update.** For those who are new to the FGR's growing, yet still exclusive membership of readers, the FGR Rankings were introduced in April of this year in response to the "official" World Golf Rankings' (the WGR) formula which places way too much value on golf tournaments sponsored by farm bureaus and waste management companies and not nearly enough on majors and those tournaments that have fields worthy of majors (the Players and WGC events). The result was that Luke Donald and Lee Westwood were passing the title of "World's Best Golfer" back and forth despite the fact that neither one of them had ever won a major which was like arguing whether Charles Barkley or Karl Malone was the best basketball player of all time despite the fact that neither one of them ever won a ring. It was an outrage and something had to be done. (Well, at the very least, I was outraged . . . and something probably should have been done).
"And we're just the guys to do it."

So I devised a rudimentary scoring system that only counted the tournaments with top notch fields. Then I weighted the system to award more points to the recent winners before finally tweaking it to include the FedEx Cup and the Race to Dubai recognizing that success in those multi-tournament events should be acknowledged.*** Here are the standings as of today alongside the "official" World Golf Rankings:   

                FGR Rankings                           World Golf Rankings

1.
McIlroy
140
McIlroy
13.61
2.
Donald
91
Donald
9.28
3.
Bradley, K.
88
Woods
8.89
4.
Scott, A.
88
Rose
6.66
5.
Westwood
65
Scott
6.50
6.
Rose
65
Westwood
6.39
7.
Els
64
Oosti
6.35
8.
Schwartzel
62
Dufner
5.74
9.
Watson, B.
62
Simpson, W.
5.61
10.
Kuchar
61
Snedeker
5.56
11.
Hanson, P.
55
Watson, B.
5.39
12.
Dufner
53
Poulter
5.13
13.
Poulter
52
Mickelson
5.13
14.
Mickelson
49
Stricker
4.98
15.
Oosti
48
Bradley
4.90
16.
Simpson, W.
46
Watney
4.85
17.
McDowell
46
Hanson, P.
4.81
18.
Toms
46
Kuchar
4.79
19.
Woods
43
Johnson, D.
4.72
20.
Johnson, D.
39
Els
4.64









As you can see, Rory McIlroy's recent run of greatness has pretty much taken care of the problem that spawned this whole endeavor as he is now clearly the best player in the world regardless of how you calculate it. Over the past two years, he was won two majors, finished top 5 in three WGC events, won the 2012 Race to Duabi and finished second in the 2012 FedEx Cup. That discussion, for the time being, is over.

Certainly no shame in
being ranked 10-12
. . . on Maxim's list.
It starts to get interesting in the second spot where Luke Donald's margin has dwindled to 2 points and over half of his total are from tournaments played at the start of 2011 including 20 from the World Match Play. Those points will start falling out of the equation early in 2013 so look for Donald to drop into the 10-12 range by the time the next green jacket is handed-out.

But wait, it gets even more interesting (I know, I didn't think it was possible either). This most recent update again points out the major flaw in the WGR formula which is that using tournaments with weak fields erroneously elevates players who tend to thrive in those events. Three time John Deere Classic champ Steve Stricker continues to be the most overrated player in golf as he is ranked 14th in the world despite the fact that his tie for 7th at the 2012 PGA Championship was his first top 10 in a major since the 2009 Masters and he hasn't finished top 5 in a major since 1999. Meanwhile, the guy behind him in the rankings, Keegan Bradley, won the 2011 PGA Championship, backed that up by winning the 2012 Bridgestone and then, to prove that was no fluke, finished third the following week at the 2012 PGA Championship. (If I'm arguing that one in front of a jury, I'm pretty sure I've got at least ten of them nodding at this point so let's put the fact that the "official" World Golf Rankings are flawed in the "win" column and see if we can put them away for life without parole).
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Critics of the FGR Rankings are quick to jump on the fact that Tiger Woods barely makes the top 20 and is ranked lower than David Toms. Does that highlight a flaw in the formula? Maybe it does because no one would argue that Toms is a better player than Tiger but again it goes back to how you measure one golfer against another (by height?). Consider this. If we made a bet at the start of 2011 on who would finish with more top 10's in majors, WGC events and the Players over the next two years and you took Tiger and gave me Toms, you would have lost 6-4. So that tells us that, over the past two years, when the best players competed against each other on the best courses, Toms outplayed Tiger. (That fact just got the skeptical juror wearing the TW hat to uncross his arms and start paying attention).

"1-9 and 1 . . . 1-9 and 1 . . . 1-9 and 1"
And then there is this. Recently at the Ryder Cup we had twenty-four of the best golfers in the world going head-to-head over three days on a major caliber golf course under the most intense pressure the game has to offer. The U.S. team had three players on its roster who are ranked higher than Keegan Bradley on the World Golf Rankings but way lower on the FGR Rankings - Tiger, Stricker and Brandt Snedeker. Bradley went 3-1 with his only loss coming in a singles match that went 17 holes against McIlroy, the undisputed best player in the world. The three players ranked ahead of him in the World Golf Rankings went 1-9-1 with Stricker going 0-4. (That's the "back and to the left . . . back and to the left" part of my closing argument so just let that hang in the air for effect . . .).
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So we know that the FGR Rankings were backed-up by Keegan Bradley's performance at the Ryder Cup but what if I told you that using the FGR Rankings could have averted the disaster at Medinah? Would that be something you might be interested in?  While we're having all kinds of fun with lists and numbers, here is my favorite. Below is the U.S. Ryder Cup team ranked by the FGR on the left and the WGR on the right using the last updated standings from before the Cup with each player's record in the foursomes and four ball matches (get ready for some sabermetric mojo):

                   FGR Rankings                             World Golf Rankings

1.
Bradley
(3-0)

Woods
(0-3)
2.
Watson
(2-1)

Watson
(2-1)
3.
Kuchar
(2-0)

Simpson
(2-1)
4.
Woods
(0-3)

Dufner
(2-1)
5.
Simpson
(2-1)

Snedeker
(1-1)
6.
Dufner
(2-1)

Stricker
(0-3)
7.
Johnson, D.
(2-0)

Johnson, D.
(2-0)
8.
Mickelson
(2-1)

Bradley
(3-0)
9.
Stricker
(0-3)

Kuchar
(2-0)
10.
Furyk
(1-1)

Mickelson
(3-0)
11.
Snedeker
(1-1)

Johnson, Z.
(2-1)
12.
Johnson, Z.
(2-1)

Furyk
(1-1)










European captain Jose Maria Olazabol employed the novel strategy of giving his best players more playing time. (Pretty clever). Out of 44 potential starts, his top two (McIlroy and Rose) played 5 matches, his next six played 4 matches (Donald, Poulter, Westwood, Garcia, Colsaerts and McDowell), the next two played 3 matches (Lawrie and Molinari) and the bottom two played 2 matches (Hanson and Kaymer). Some don't favor that strategy because they argue that the guys who play 5 matches will be fatigued by Sunday and those who only play 2 matches will be rusty. We can dispense with the "fatigue" argument as McIlroy and Rose both won their singles matches on Sunday and the "rusty" argument is almost as weak because Kaymer beat Stricker in the pivotal match. So it would appear that golf is not that different from other sports where winning teams tend to (a) identify who their best players are and then (b) give them the most playing time (this is also known in some circles as "not rocket science").

Sounds like a job for the WOPR.
Armed with that strategy, it would seem to make sense for a Ryder Cup captain to play his top 8 players in all five matches and leave his bottom 4 on the bench until they had to play on Sunday. All he would have to do is figure-out his top 8 big game players and then pair them with guys they like to play with (short straw would have to play with Tiger which begs the question of why Tiger is even on the "team" but that's a topic for another day).**** I would argue that a ranking system based on results from tournaments played against top competition on tough golf courses would be a strong indicator of who will play well in the Ryder Cup but don't take my word for it. Let's prorate the actual results from Medinah to simulate what would have happened if the top 8 had each played in all four matches on Friday and Saturday, and then run those numbers using the FGR and the WGR to see which yields the best result (you're going to be shocked).

Remember that (a) we need to remove the singles matches from the equation because the whole team plays singles so there is no substitution strategy on Sunday (and I would argue that there is not much strategy at all considering it's a blind draw) and (b) there are more individual points than team points because in the foursomes and four balls, both players get credit for the points. So there were 32 points to be won on Friday and Saturday and the U.S. team won an impressive 20 of them. Give Davis Love, III some credit there because if he had weighted his line-up using the WGR, they would have only won 18 points. On the other hand, if he had played the FGR top 8 in all of the team matches and only played the bottom 4 of Stricker, Furyk, Snedeker and Z. Johnson on Sunday, the U.S. would have won 24 points out of a possible 32 points on Friday and Saturday and would have come into Sunday with a nearly insurmountable 12-4 lead (see prorated points below and I know a player could not win 2.67 points but those three players would have combined to win 8 points).

                   FGR Rankings                      WGR Rankings

1.
Bradley
4
Woods
0
2.
Watson
2.67
Watson
2.67
3.
Kuchar
4
Simpson
2.67
4.
Woods
0
Dufner
2.67
5.
Simpson
2.67
Snedeker
2
6.
Dufner
2.67
Stricker
0
7.
Johnson, D.
4
Johnson, D.
4
8.
Mickelson
4
Bradley
4
9.
Stricker
0
Kuchar
0
10.
Furyk
0
Mickelson
0
11.
Snedeker
0
Johnson, Z.
0
12.
Johnson, Z.
0
Furyk
0
24.01
18.01

So in summation, am I saying that the FGR rankings are not only a superior method for ranking the world's top golfers but that they also could have made the difference in the outcome of the Ryder Cup? No I am not. I am saying that they absolutely would have made the difference in the outcome of the Ryder Cup.

In case God forbid you don't
know who Mike Eruzione is.
Look at it this way. On Saturday afternoon, Phil Mickelson allegedly asked to sit-out despite the fact that he and Keegan Bradley were a wrecking ball of a team that had just beaten Luke Donald and Lee Westwood 7&6 in the morning. Love was already sending-out the teams of D. Johnson/Kuchar, Watson/Simpson and Dufner/Z. Johnson so with Mickelson out, the only remaining guys in the FGR top 8 were Tiger and Bradley who, late on a Saturday outside of Chicago, would have been the most electrifying pairing in Ryder Cup history. Instead he benched the guy who had become golf's answer to Mike Eruzione and went with the winless Tiger/Stricker combo again and, not surprisingly, they lost what many would argue (including me) was the most pivotal point of the competition.

If Love had used the FGR Rankings and maxed-out his starters, Stricker wouldn't have played until Sunday so an 0-3 Tiger/Stricker team never would have happened. It's not Stricker's fault that he and Bradley played the same number of matches (which would be like giving LeBron James and Shane Battier the same number of minutes in the NBA Finals). It's probably not Love's fault either because he was working with lousy data and a "team" of players that he felt compelled to give equal playing time to so no one's feelings would get hurt. Let's just hope that the next U.S. captain has the guts to employ the FGR's aggressive strategy. And if you're dismissing this whole argument as an exercise in outrageous speculation, ask yourself whether pairings made-up of Tiger/Bradley, Tiger/Dufner and Tiger/Kuchar would have done better than three rounds of Tiger/Stricker and then remember that they couldn't have done any worse. I rest my case.    

Endnotes

* And yes, the word "Dubai" is actually in the name of the tournament. Between all of the skyscrapers and the need to insert its name everywhere, I'm starting to think Dubai's trying to compensate for . . . I'm going to stop there before I wander into Salman Rushdie territory.

** Actually, we are way overdue for an update but it literally took me two weeks to get through the final round of the WGC-HSBC Champions event because of (a) the NFL, (b) the election coverage and (c) Homeland. The fact that I was able to go two weeks without knowing who won the HSBC simply by not watching the Golf Channel is a pretty good indication of what a non-factor golf becomes on the American sports landscape after the end of the Tour Championship.

No Golf Channel for two weeks? Oh
the sacrifices I make for the FGR.
*** Here is a link to the explanation of the basic FGR Rankings point system - The FGR Rankings. We have since added the "Darren Clarke Rule" which states that a player must earn points in more than one qualifying event to be eligible and the "Jason Day Rule" which allows me to remove a player from consideration because he has effectively taken the year off. (Day would have been 14th in the current rankings thanks to his second place finishes at the 2011 Masters and U.S. Open but, after wasting the 4th pick in my 2012 fantasy draft on him, he is dead to me).

****  The Americans generally take more of a "7 year old girls little league soccer" approach and evenly distribute the playing time with everyone getting at least 3 but no more than 4 matches. Oh yeah, they also talk a lot about "resting" players . . . in golf . . . a game most of us play to "rest."