Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Fantasy Golf: The Hero World Challenge Preview

We're back after a nearly two month hiatus during which life unexpectedly devolved into some kind of eclectic mash-up of Succession, Californication and Curb Your Enthusiasm. One day you're just dicking around on the tee sheet looking for a spot to play on Friday afternoon and then someone taps you on the shoulder and tells you the company you work for is being sold. Next thing you know, you're in a hotel conference room surrounded by the entire cast of Suits as they take turns picking through everything you've been doing (or not been doing) at work for the last twenty years. I can't divulge who they worked for but let's just say it rhymes with "old man slacks".  

That process then continues for about six weeks of Zoom calls and Teams meetings where the same questions are repeated over and over and over again until you finally have your Colonel Jessup moment and half-jokingly announce on a call with no less than twelve lawyers on it that, "it doesn't matter how many times you guys ask me this question, the answer ain't changing." For you budding young comics out there, I will warn you that making a joke to a bunch of Wall Street lawyers on a due diligence call is not a momentum builder. Especially when most of them are on mute.

The red wine flowed throughout the process and got me into trouble a couple of times but it looks like everything is going to workout. Not just that, it appears the universe will be handing the FGR a treasure trove of writing material as we go big corporate in 2026. Good thing we don't come with a warning label. 

GOLF ANALYSIS

There's really no point in overthinking this one but we're going to anyway. Scottie Scheffler has played this event four times and his average finish is halfway between first and second place. Last year he won by six beating last place finishers Jason Day and Russell Henley by 26 shots in the process. If you want to see what that would look like as depicted by one of the fastest women of all-time running in a parents' race at her kid's school, click here.    

Scottie's odds to win this week are +140 and, even against this small field, that's no fun so let's look elsewhere for some intrigue. Cameron Young is coming off his first winning season and he was the lone bright spot for the U.S. Ryder Cup debacle. At +1200 against nineteen other players, he looks like a pretty sweet deal but not quite as sweet as Chris Gotterup at +2200. The Maryland Eastern Shore native has proven that, like the true lax bro that he is, he can run with the best after winning the 2025 Scottish Open and finishing 3rd at the British Open. Get him a Maryland flag golf shirt, a sponsorship from STX and a mullet and we're talking multiple majors next season. 

Akshay Bhatia and Sepp Straka round-out our betting favorites as they have shown a fondness for Albany Golf Course and god only knows we put way too much stock in that metric around here. Everything went to hell when we started color-coding the damn chart. 

Place

Player

Odds

Winner

Cameron Young

+1200

Winner

Chris Gotterup

+2200

Top 5

Akshay Bhatia

+260

Top 5

Sepp Straka

+275


DraftKings All Value Team

We did the math and this is one of the few DraftKings teams that works with Scheffler in the line-up. As noted above, we also like Straka, Bhatia and Gotterup so we went with them, a Canadian and a southern guy. Not sure they have much in common but that will just force them to stop fucking around and focus on the golf. 

Looks pretty inviting for a public track. Just need
to plunk down $3,500 for a night in a villa.

Scottie Scheffler

$14,900

Sepp Straka

$7,700

Akshay Bhatia

$7,400

Chris Gotterup

$7,100

Corey Conners

$6,800

Andrew Novak

$6,000


This week's chart honors the devout and prayerful Lane Kiffin who has come a long way since he was briefly head coach #7 in the Raiders' recent run of 17 over 30 years. Clearly God marked a path for him that involved fucking over thousands of people along the way. Thus be the Gospel of Lane.  

                                     THE LANE KIFFIN LEGACY OF FAITH
                                     HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE CHART 

Not a lot of big names making the trip to The Bahamas this year. Instead we have a veritable who's who of one-time major winners from the recent in J.J. Spaun and Wyndham Clark to the past with Keegan Bradley and Justin Rose. Throw-in Hideki Matsuyama and Brian Harman to make a nice little themed DraftKings team that will absolutely lose you five bucks. 

 

DK Price

2024

2023

2022

2021

2019

Scottie Scheffler

$14,900

1st

1st

2nd

2nd

DNP

Robert MacIntyre

$9,800

7th

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

J.J. Spaun

$9,500

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Cameron Young

$9,200

13th

15th

3rd

DNP

DNP

Sam Burns

$8,900

T14

16th

12th

T3

DNP

Keegan Bradley

$8,700

5th

T13

DNP

DNP

DNP

Aaron Rai

$8,400

T14

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Hideki Matsuyama

$8,200

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Justin Rose

$8,000

DNP

T8

DNP

T9

T5

Alex Noren

$7,800

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Sepp Straka

$7,700

T9

2nd

T10

DNP

DNP

Jordan Spieth

$7,500

DNP

6th

15th

20th

16th

Akshay Bhatia

$7,400

4th

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Harris English

$7,300

DNP

DNP

DNP

T14

DNP

Chris Gotterup

$7,100

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

Corey Conners

$6,800

DNP

DNP

16th

DNP

DNP

Billy Horschel

$6,500

DNP

DNP

T13

DNP

DNP

Brian Harman

$6,400

12th

T8

DNP

DNP

DNP

Wyndham Clark

$6,200

T17

19th

DNP

DNP

DNP

Andrew Novak

$6,000

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP

DNP


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