In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to mention that the DraftKings account of the guy making these picks has been drained down to $3 over the past six weeks. Don't worry FGW, I withdrew and banked most of the big score I had in 2015 which has since been spent on Chick-fil-A, coffee and Cliff Bars because they're healthy right? (No? But what about the mountain climber on the wrapper?). We'll see how long my account keeps a pulse while maintaining a $3 balance and never playing because 2017 cannot end fast enough for the Fantasy Golf Report.
Unfortunately, however, I made a commitment to myself and my small but loyal following that I would continue to crank-out picks this season even if it has become more painful than watching HGTV with the aforementioned FGW and being repeatedly told that "we could do that" when I know that (a) "we" most definitely could not do that and, more importantly, (B) I don't want to fucking do that. So this week's picks are a few lines down and all I will say in their support is that I spent less time researching them than I did the picture next to them. As always, you're welcome.
The One and Done Pick: Who Gives a Shit?*
Ten DraftKings Picks to Avoid Like Ebola
Footnote
* I'm actually going with Kevin Chappell this week because he's about the best I've got left. Also, I kind of like my ten picks but lately I've been the cooler.
Email the Fantasy Golf Report at fgr@fantasygolfreport.com.
Unfortunately, however, I made a commitment to myself and my small but loyal following that I would continue to crank-out picks this season even if it has become more painful than watching HGTV with the aforementioned FGW and being repeatedly told that "we could do that" when I know that (a) "we" most definitely could not do that and, more importantly, (B) I don't want to fucking do that. So this week's picks are a few lines down and all I will say in their support is that I spent less time researching them than I did the picture next to them. As always, you're welcome.
The One and Done Pick: Who Gives a Shit?*
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| Not even I could fuck this up. |
Ten DraftKings Picks to Avoid Like Ebola
Rory McIlroy
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$9,800
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Rickie Fowler
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$9,700
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Paul Casey
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$8,900
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Patrick Reed
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$8,500
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Webb Simpson
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$8,200
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Jason Dufner
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$7,800
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Brian Harman
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$7,400
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Patrick Cantlay
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$7,200
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Jhonattan Vegas
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$7,000
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James Hahn
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$6,700
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Footnote
* I'm actually going with Kevin Chappell this week because he's about the best I've got left. Also, I kind of like my ten picks but lately I've been the cooler.
Email the Fantasy Golf Report at fgr@fantasygolfreport.com.
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