Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Fantasy Golf: Dell Technologies Championship

In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to mention that the DraftKings account of the guy making these picks has been drained down to $3 over the past six weeks. Don't worry FGW, I withdrew and banked most of the big score I had in 2015 which has since been spent on Chick-fil-A, coffee and Cliff Bars because they're healthy right? (No? But what about the mountain climber on the wrapper?). We'll see how long my account keeps a pulse while maintaining a $3 balance and never playing because 2017 cannot end fast enough for the Fantasy Golf Report.    

Unfortunately, however, I made a commitment to myself and my small but loyal following that I would continue to crank-out picks this season even if it has become more painful than watching HGTV with the aforementioned FGW and being repeatedly told that "we could do that" when I know that (a) "we" most definitely could not do that and, more importantly, (B) I don't want to fucking do that. So this week's picks are a few lines down and all I will say in their support is that I spent less time researching them than I did the picture next to them. As always, you're welcome. 

The One and Done Pick: Who Gives a Shit?*
Not even I could fuck this up.

Ten DraftKings Picks to Avoid Like Ebola   

Rory McIlroy
Rickie Fowler
Paul Casey
Patrick Reed
Webb Simpson
Jason Dufner
Brian Harman
Patrick Cantlay
Jhonattan Vegas
James Hahn


* I'm actually going with Kevin Chappell this week because he's about the best I've got left. Also, I kind of like my ten picks but lately I've been the cooler.

Email the Fantasy Golf Report at fgr@fantasygolfreport.com. 

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