I'm treating her as a positive because it's my website. |
Quarterback: Patriots -7
Coach: Patriots -3
Defense: Push
Giselle: Patriots - 3
= Patriots - 27 . . . Bills - 17
Detroit by 3.5 over Minnesota: The Pick - Vikings
Home Field: Lions - 2
Quarterback: Push (Have you actually watched Matthew Stafford this year?)
Coach: Push
Defense: Vikings - 3
= Vikings - 21 . . . Lions - 20
Atlanta by 7 over Carolina: The Pick - Falcons
Home Field: Falcons - 3
Quarterback: Falcons - 3
Coach: Falcons - 3
Defense: Falcons - 5
= Falcons - 27 . . . Panthers - 13
San Francisco by 4 over N.Y. Jets: The Pick - 49ers
Home Field: Jets - 4
Quarterback: Niners - 7 (Not good when Alex Smith is getting the edge on your QB)
Coach: Push (Let's remember that Rex Ryan is still one of the best in the league)
Defense: Niners - 5 (No Darrelle Revis)
"That can't be right." |
San Diego by 1 over Kansas City: The Pick - Chargers
Home Field: Chiefs - 4
Quarterback: Chargers - 5
Coach: Chargers - 1 (The rare favorable match-up for Norv)
Defense: Chargers - 5
= Chargers - 20 . . . Chiefs - 13
Houston by 12.5 over Tennessee: The Pick - Texans
Home Field: Texans - 3
Quarterback: Texans - 7
Coach: Texans - 3
Defense: Texans - 10 (The Titans are giving-up 37+ points per game . . . seriously)
= Texans - 30 . . . Titans - 10
Seattle by 3 over St. Louis: The Pick - Seahawks
Home Field: Rams - 3
Quarterback: Seahawks - 1 (Yes, I'm drinking the Russell Wilson Kool Aid)
Coach: Rams - 1
Defense: Seahawks - 7
= Seahawks - 17 . . . Rams - 13
Arizona by 6.5 over Miami: The Pick - Cardinals
Home Field: Cardinals - 3
Quarterback: Push (The classic battle of wits between unarmed opponents)
Coach: Cardinals - 7
Defense: Cardinals - 4
= Cardinals - 27 . . . Dolphins - 10
Denver by 6.5 over Oakland: The Pick - Broncos
Home Field: Broncos - 4
Quarterback: Push (Sorry Peyton fans, but that's probably generous at this point)
Coach: Broncos - 3
Defense: Broncos - 3
= Broncos - 27 . . . Raiders - 17
Cincinnati by 2 over Jacksonville: The Pick - Bengals
Home Field: Jacksonville - 1 (Maybe the weakest home crowd in the league)
Quarterback: Cincinnati - 5
Even their cheerleader outfits don't look quite right. |
Defense: Jacksonville - 3
= Bengals - 21 . . . Jags - 17
Green Bay by 7.5 over New Orleans: The Pick - Packers
Home Field: Packers - 4
Quarterback: Saints - 3 (Maybe they'll help each other bust out of their funks this week)
Coach: Packers - 5
Defense: Packers - 5
= Packers - 31 . . . Saints - 20
Tampa Bay by 3 over Washington: The Pick - Bucs
Home Field: Bucs - 3
Quarterback: Redskins - 5
Coach: Push (Greg Schiano's Ra Ra college styles has not worn-off . . . yet)
Defense: Bucs - 6
= Bucs - 17 . . . Redskins - 13
Philadelphia by 2.5 over N.Y. Giants: The Pick - Giants
Home Field: Eagles - 3 (The Giants love the road)
The fact that you thought "wait, is that real?" is a really bad sign for the Bears this year. |
Coach: Giants - 3
Defense: Push
= Giants - 23 . . . Eagles - 16
Dallas by 3.5 over Chicago: The Pick - Cowboys
Home Field: Cowboys - 3
Quarterback: Cowboys - 3 (See picture)
Coach: Push
Defense: Push
= Cowboys - 20 . . . Bears - 14
No style points this week but at least I made my self-imposed meaningless deadline.
Last Week: 7-8-1 . . . Season: 20-26-2
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