|"Y'all want to come over to|
play some Pictionary and
have some Key Lime Pie"
To top it all off, the winner was Bill Haas who drained the biggest putt of 2012 and followed it up with the kind of fist pump you see from a guy who just won free fries in a McDonald's scratch-off game. Haas is so freakin' boring that his beautiful wife hasn't even posed for any gratuitous swimsuit pictures meaning I'm going to have to insert a completely random image later to keep the ratings up. All of this adds up to an opportunity to hit a few random non-golf topics before we circle back for an Accenture Match Play preview.
The Worldwide Leader in Stupidity
|"I think he said the |
point guard is a chick."
** Goosen would win the first of his two U.S. Opens the following year.
*** I actually did pick Simpson originally but then decided that he would be better for a stroke play tournament. By then I had already filled-out and posted my bracket on the site. Oops.