The Fantasy Golf Report

In the words of legendary American poet Norm Peterson, "it's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear....

On September 26, 1999 at about 2:00 p.m. I was sitting in PSINet Stadium in Baltimore watching an 0-2 Ravens team play a typically brutal g...

I played golf on Tuesday instead of Wednesday this week so my whole body clock is out of whack and as usual, I'm scrambling to get the T...

Sadly, this was considered sexy in 1984. A woman with a tail who smelled like halibut.  This is the part where I get to do my Eugene L...