Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Fantasy Golf: The RSM Classic Preview

Because I am a self aggrandizing jackass, I feel compelled to mention that I had Patton Kizzire as one of my top ten value picks last week and the son of a bitch actually won by holding-off Rickie Fowler down the stretch (apparently Rickie is already rounding into Luke Donald semi-contention form for the 2018 majors . . . HEYOOOO!!!). And that's it for golf this week because:

(1) It's the middle of November so nobody is watching golf except your dad and your odd friend Barry who smokes cigars, wears matchy outfits and "doesn't really follow football";


(2) There are plenty of other resources like PGATour.com for learning all about who brings their "A" game around Thanksgiving and has three previous top tens at the RSM Classic (Charles Howell, III) so you don't need me to do that sophisticated data crunching; and 


(3) The end of golf season has collided with daylight savings and the onset of seasonal affective disorder meaning that the FGR is literally one left lane clogging self-involved millennial driver on a cell phone away from serving 30 days for a road rage incident. I shouldn't even be interacting with the outside world right now much less broadcasting my thoughts. With that being said, I'm currently working on a hit piece about "soccer people" based on my experience as a coach and parent. It's proving to be very cathartic. Just need to make sure the references to people I know can't be traced back to me. 


Here are this week's picks. Ironically, despite my petulant apathy, I feel pretty good about them and may actually lay-down $4 of my hard earned cash in pursuit of a better life . . .or at least $6.

One and Done Pick: Chesson Hadley
"TURN-OFF THE STOVE BABY . . . 
WE'RE GOING TO CHIPOTLE!!!"


DraftKings Top Ten Value Picks

Chesson Hadley
$10,200
Webb Simpson
$9,800
Charles Howell, III
$9,500
Patton Kizzire
$8,900
Jamie Lovemark
$8,400
Brian Stuard
$7,600
Patrick Rodgers
$7,500
Si Woo Kim
$7,500
J.T. Poston
$7,200
Jonathan Byrd
$7,100

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