Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Fantasy Golf: Dell Technologies Championship

In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to mention that the DraftKings account of the guy making these picks has been drained down to $3 over the past six weeks. Don't worry FGW, I withdrew and banked most of the big score I had in 2015 which has since been spent on Chick-fil-A, coffee and Cliff Bars because they're healthy right? (No? But what about the mountain climber on the wrapper?). We'll see how long my account keeps a pulse while maintaining a $3 balance and never playing because 2017 cannot end fast enough for the Fantasy Golf Report.    

Unfortunately, however, I made a commitment to myself and my small but loyal following that I would continue to crank-out picks this season even if it has become more painful than watching HGTV with the aforementioned FGW and being repeatedly told that "we could do that" when I know that (a) "we" most definitely could not do that and, more importantly, (B) I don't want to fucking do that. So this week's picks are a few lines down and all I will say in their support is that I spent less time researching them than I did the picture next to them. As always, you're welcome. 

The One and Done Pick: Who Gives a Shit?*
Not even I could fuck this up.


Ten DraftKings Picks to Avoid Like Ebola   

Rory McIlroy
$9,800
Rickie Fowler
$9,700
Paul Casey
$8,900
Patrick Reed
$8,500
Webb Simpson
$8,200
Jason Dufner
$7,800
Brian Harman
$7,400
Patrick Cantlay
$7,200
Jhonattan Vegas
$7,000
James Hahn
$6,700

Footnote

* I'm actually going with Kevin Chappell this week because he's about the best I've got left. Also, I kind of like my ten picks but lately I've been the cooler.

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