Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Fantasy Golf: The Memorial Preview

We lost our dog this past weekend in a very sudden and tragic way and, while I know that there are far worse things that people endure everyday, that doesn't mean shit to me right now as I sit here wondering when I'll be able to take five straight full breaths again. I was going to try to write something about getting back to the things that make you happy (like writing this piece of crap) and the healing power of humor but I tried to watch an episode of Veep last night and barely cracked a smile when former President Meyer called Jonah a giant whale dick so what I attempt to pass for jokes on the FGR will have to wait until next week. I guess dogs are a bit like golf in that they will break your fucking heart. 

I did do some research to take my mind off of things and came to the conclusion that this is the week to finally uncork Dustin Johnson while he's playing well and heading to a course where he finished 3rd last year (and should've won). I also want to use him before we have another socks on steps incident. Note that this pick is born partly out of my current state of desperation and the fact that I've already used Matt Kuchar.

The One and Done Pick: Dustin Johnson

Sorry but I can't even muster a
good Google search this week.
The DraftKings Top Ten Value Picks

Dustin Johnson
$12,000
Adam Scott
$9,800
Matt Kuchar
$9,400
Emiliano Grillo
$8,500
Tony Finau
$7,900
Justin Thomas
$7,600
Gary Woodland
$7,200
Lucas Glover
$7,000
Marc Leishman
$6,900
Steve Stricker
$6,900

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